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[LilBizzy]

So.. I was right? Fancy is going to Australia?
Dang, I REALLY want to be a mascot. I wouldn't wear a bikini, though- the Australians would all have to learn Braille after my flubbery, grossely white skin blinded them.

 

[wegotchickens]

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No, you were wrong about Australia LOL. We haven't had a mascot ever go to Australia... yet. Remember? One of the clues was 'going where a mascot has gone before'.

But it IS Fancy, and I wanted to make sure she had a good time before she set off for parts unknown. I'll bet she's really hoping to end up somewhere warm... I wonder if it's warm where she's going? Guess we'll find out soon!

As for blinding the Australians, should you ever get there, they sell these cans of stuff you can spray on that looks almost like an actual tan. Using it would be a courtesy to all those poor vision-loving Aussies you might encounter....

 

[mkmouse]

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No, you were wrong about Australia LOL. We haven't had a mascot ever go to Australia... yet. Remember? One of the clues was 'going where a mascot has gone before'.

But it IS Fancy, and I wanted to make sure she had a good time before she set off for parts unknown. I'll bet she's really hoping to end up somewhere warm... I wonder if it's warm where she's going? Guess we'll find out soon!

As for blinding the Australians, should you ever get there, they sell these cans of stuff you can spray on that looks almost like an actual tan. Using it would be a courtesy to all those poor vision-loving Aussies you might encounter....

Lilbizzy left out a little bit. She's already been to Australia, they have already been blinded and the kangaroos are still laughing

 

[OrpingtonManor]

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One we haven't seen for a while, going where one has already been...

um, when I arrived home yesterday, there was a big box on my porch. I wasn't expecting anything.

I could hear a soft voice, peeping quietly, "hello? hello?" I knew immediately that I had a visitor!

I rushed inside and opened the box. Fancy was soooooo glad to be able to stretch her long legs! She showed me her cool scrapbook and said it had been a secret that she was coming to me. No problem, I told her. We'll have a nice visit!

She spied my knitting, and was appalled that I had been working on a pair of socks for two years now.

She asked if she could help. Sure, I said.

She met Tandy. Tandy doesn't have very good manners. She thinks Fancy wears too much perfume, and kept sniffing her.

She chatted for awhile, but then wanted an early bedtime. All that travel made her exhausted. I couldn't blame her. We tucked her in on the couch. She liked the lacy sheets!

I think Fancy has an eye for all things fashionable. Still, even with the comfy bedding, she couldn't get to sleep. One of the resident bears offered to read her a bedtime story. Of course, before long, the other bears had crept closer so that they could listen, too. My kids used to do that when I read my youngest son a story. They would hang in the doorways, and move in closer and closer.

I think Fancy liked the company, because before long, she was fast asleep!

Today, we will have lots of adventures! Stay tuned....

 

[wegotchickens]

Feeling very sneaky and smug at the moment....


Hope you don't mind the surprise, Steffanie!!
BTW, is it warm there?

 

[OrpingtonManor]

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For a day or so, it is warm!

We are scheduled for another rain storm tomorrow, though. So, all you East-coasters, please get your snow shovels ready. Another one headed your way!

Please excuse me. Fancy and I have chores to do.

 

[LilBizzy]

OH!! OH!!! OH!! I had a feeling fancy was going to California!! But I didn't want to say anything , because it might have made it less of a surprise. I was talking to my sister,and we had hoped Fancy was going to California!!
Yeah Orp!! You get to have a nice sweet girl visitor! She shoud be less a handful than Beaker was!!

 

[ranchhand]

Hey Steff, is Fancy going to be there long enough to fly to NC with you?

 

[OrpingtonManor]

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I think she only gets to stay a week or two.

 

[ranchhand]

Darn, we could have some fun here with her!