As promised, Billy went to work with me today. He was very excited, but unlike Beaker, he didn't run around the building making a nuisance of himself. He was intrigued by the fingerprint scanning timeclock, but unlike Beaker he didn't ask HR for a butt scan.
The first thing he saw when he walked in:
" BUUUUUUUUUUCKETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! "
( I have to mention here that one of the guys chuckles every time he pases Bucket - he says the chicken butt cracks him up)
( Also will mention -yes, my desk is backwards. Everyone else is nicely tucked in cubicles. I have a doublewide LOL. I face everyone else so I can keep an eye on them.)
"Hiya Bucket! I Missed you!!!"
They caught up for a little bit while I gathered together the faxes. Then Billy noticed something.
" Hey Miss D.. you gots voicemails! See, your light is blinking:"
" I can help! I can take messages!"
So, Billy was impressed with my doublewide cubicle. And my dual monitors ( although he was not pleased that there was not a picture of him on my desk). He found something...
It is the gun my boss gave me ( after he tried to shoot me and failed). Billy took aim...
and missed Bucket.
He wanted to try to shoot my little penguin with a silkie feather for hair:
But I said No!