- Jan 31, 2009
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I was under arrest for using fowl language, some people are way too sensitive, I think it was actually swine language myself but what do I know Im just a duck. And I didnt call him a donut eating fat pig. The police man took some mug shoots and made me sit in slammer, what no bread and water even.
While the police man wasnt looking I use my MacGyver skills ( dummy left the keys on the wing-cuffs) to free myself and I flew the coop and hid in Ms. Donnas car until she got off work.
She was worried that I flew south and thought she would have to make a missing duck report or send out a amber alert, in my case a yellow alert. She was happy to find me hiding in her car (thanks lilbizzy for teaching me hide and seek). Whew glad that day is over.
While the police man wasnt looking I use my MacGyver skills ( dummy left the keys on the wing-cuffs) to free myself and I flew the coop and hid in Ms. Donnas car until she got off work.