Lol, I'll see what I can scrape up. We tore out the carpet and got most of the padding nails out. But that darned carpet wood slats with nails is heck! 
The railing is very sturdy, even though it doesn't look like it. I'll be painting the little picket fence and the porch white tomorrow after work.
Floors need resurfacing, replace some boards and sealing. 
This is 'hell', our bathroom. We will get the plumber in last right before we move in, since he needs electricity to move the bath plumbing to up high for a shower stall and figure out why the sink isn't getting water. It pretty much needs to be fully gutted...but we're poor. 
The back looks far nicer...odd. Roof needs sanding, patching, rust proofing, painting. Side painting needs to be done within a month and we have about 4mo to do the roof before the insurance co. will fully accept covering the house...
These people had pets in the house, scratching at walls, doors, chewing and peeing on everything. Mud everywhere, no one ever cleaned....ever..or vacuumed. Layers of linoleum floors, fake everything, windows not installed right, plastic shudders. Laundry room had old carpet, half torn and chewed out. Rot in those walls and 3in of mud, poo and idk. 
Color we are going with is Beeswax from Olympic.