How can I tell if my hen is pregnant?

[Rammy]

They are real!!!!!!!

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I just spit out my Pepsi....thanks!

 

[aart]

They are real!!!!!!!

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BRAAhahahahaha!!!
Where did you find that..... and how did they do that??

 

[MROO]

hmmm ... how to milk a chicken? Lets see, where are those teats?

Those are the really LONG feathers on the tail...

 

[MROO]

Chicken Nipples

Oh good heavens ... I think I just wet myself! ...
The poor OP ... If this wasn't a set-up, they're in for one heck of a ride with this one ...

 

[MROO]

Wait...chickens don't produce milk?

My Silkie hen here does

Seriously though I picked him up the other day and what he leaked onto my shoe after being with his ladies wasn't pretty

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I have a Nankin who loves me ... quite frequently and quite ... wetly ... It's nasty, but at least he's not using his spurs!

 

[MROO]

I bet that would really be something special at a prayer supper.
So um...bountiful.
Needs strategically placed maraschino cherries though for color.

And where's the fig leaf?

 

[Chickassan]

I must decline answering this particular question, lest this thread become unsuitable for children and those with heart conditions.
Somebody has to be the responsible one around here, some of these fellas can barely handle the garnish as it is.
Im saving lives here.

And where's the fig leaf?

 

[Quackter]

Google chicken nipples..... I guess those are lemons. But it was to funny not to share.

A. We are all glad you shared

B. I am afraid to Google chicken nipples. Simply knowing that there are "Furies" in the world, makes me fear the fact that there may be "featheries" too.

 

[maddog7]

B. ... Simply knowing that there are "Furies" in the world, makes me fear the fact that there may be "featheries" too.

I looked ... now I have to tear my eyes out

 

[Quackter]

I looked ... now I have to tear my eyes out

OK, so now we know there are featheries, next question is...who among us.......