How come ?

[debilorrah]

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Ear plugs honey, ear plugs

 

[conny63malies]

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... and never put the seat back down either.
... and complain when I teach our son to sit down and pee,, thats why.


got another one


... they stuff the remote in to the couch cushions to hide it from us , fall asleep, wake up and complain who stole the remote. Yeah somebody came in bypassed your expensive watch sitting in the basket by the door and steals the 5$ remote.

 

[debilorrah]

HAHAHAHA Connie - my fiance does the couch bury thing all the time!!!

I do have to admit though, that my man only leaves the seat up about 1% of the time. I am lucky....

What he does say that makes me nuts is "Go in the kitchen ad rattle some pans"

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

How come when you are almost 40 the guys you go out with are built like Santa and look like Uncle Festus and yet think they deserve Barbie? They seemed shocked that I actually have a middle aged body and am not built like a 20 year old. Things sag and/or expand, fellas. Gravity bites. Deal with it!

 

[debilorrah]

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Amen sister!!!! I was lucky enough to find a guy that gets that!

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Does he have a brother? I'm striking out over here...

edited to add- It'd be really swell if he had great carpentry and plumbing skills too.

 

[Opa]

How come women complain about a seat that is up and dry?

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Reference Writerof Words story on falling into the toilet on top of a really cranky wet cat while nineteen months pregnant...

(Actually, it's a hysterical post. You really should go read it if you haven't.)

 

[conny63malies]

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might be dry but then WE have to touch it or flip it down with our feet.
You would understand if you ever wedgd your tooshies into the bowl because you went to the bathroom basicly sleeping because your baby kept you up all night.

 

[Opa]

Point taken