How did your flock annoy you today?

[GApeachmama]

But my leg! I felt that bite for at least an hour. I gotta stop wearing overalls with flowers on them.

I slept on it. I still want to fight her.

 

[LaurenRitz]

I slept on it. I still want to fight her.

Give her a handicap. She has to fight with one leg tied up.

 

[GApeachmama]

Give her a handicap. She has to fight with one leg tied up.

I like. Cause I have to do something about those claws.

 

[Not-so Slick Chicken]

Confirmed all three of my 4-months-old chicks... are screamers.

 

[GApeachmama]

Confirmed all three of my 4-months-old chicks... are screamers.

Oh nooooooo

 

[TOMTE]

I had a dream I got 3 baby chickies, and my girls ate 2 of them. Don't do that!

 

[TheChickenGirl16]

I had a dream I got 3 baby chickies, and my girls ate 2 of them. Don't do that!

That’s a horrible dream!
Lets hope it doesn’t happen in reality!

 

[Fluffy_Butt_Hutt]

Give her a handicap. She has to fight with one leg tied up.

sounds like it's time for a chicken sling and a nail filing (which is more work than it's worth but so funny as a punishment)

Better yet, post a picture of shame of your chicken in the sling for all the internet to see

 

[GApeachmama]

sounds like it's time for a chicken sling and a nail filing (which is more work than it's worth but so funny as a punishment)

Better yet, post a picture of shame of your chicken in the sling for all the internet to see

Tell me more about this chicken sling….

 

[MamaPoult]

Whenever I hear my chickens being excessively loud I'll walk out to the coop to make sure everyone's alright but now they know that and if they want goodies they act like there's a predator then all run to the door as soon as they see me and look expectantly