How did your flock annoy you today?

[Fluster Cluck Acres]

So I had to camp outside with my coffee for a few hours

This is why I can’t get anything done during the day! Haha. Babysitting the birds because every time I walk inside, someone makes an alert!

 

[Chickenpoonumber2]

Lol love this thread! My girls are very close to laying so every day I go on an Easter egg hunt to see if they have finally started to pay me for the shelter and food I provide for them. Nope, not today, still just a bunch of silly freeloaders.

 

[thecatumbrella]

I saw someone on Instagram feeding their Seramas a cherry tomato by hand. It looked like a very special moment that I wanted to recreate. So this afternoon, I picked a fresh cherry tomato from the garden, sat down on their bench, and called them up.

It was sweet for about 5 seconds. Once the tomato busted open, the line between fruit and finger was blurred. The chickens did not care if they were eating tomato pulp or my actual thumb. I screamed. The tomato fell to the ground dramatically before being ripped to shreds.

I think I'll stick to tossing them a few blueberries.

 

[ChickenChick46]

To be expected, but I think my littles stand on top of the brooder plate just so they can poop all over it and watch me clean it 468 times every day. They literally watch as I wipe it off...

 

[atomic]

@thecatumbrella you are a brave soul. The voracity mine attack treats with occasionally ends up with an accidental wattle.