How do you catch a rabbit?

[CaliFarmsAR]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
- you-nique up on it

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
- tame way

Sorry, I’ll go now…

I can’t get over there jokes

 

[LizzzyJo]

I can’t get over there jokes

This is one of the first jokes I worked hard to memorize as a little girl. My dad told me and I thought it was so funny lol. When I saw this post name I was like “uh oh I can’t stop myself…”

 

[CaliFarmsAR]

This is one of the first jokes I worked hard to memorize as a little girl. My dad told me and I thought it was so funny lol. When I saw this post name I was like “uh oh I can’t stop myself…”

That’s cool!! I love jokes, especially these ones

 

[BigBlueHen53]

You may be able to borrow a live trap from your local animal shelter. They may request a deposit, $25 or so, but you get it back when you return the trap. It's just a guarantee that people will bring it back.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

"Tame way," phhht! You made me spit! Lol

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Are you lost, Stephanie? Shouldn't this be in the dad jokes thread?

Better audience here, Isadora.

 

[Tre3hugger]

I am confused. Is this a domesticated rabbit that you think has escaped somewhere, or a wild rabbit? If it is wild...Coyotes gotta eat too. I doubt it is domesticated if the closest neighbor is half mile away. Why would you ever trap a wild rabbit and bring it to a shelter? I see you called it a "pet rabbit" in your first post, but do you just mean it has been around the yard? I know rabbits are cute but they are a crucial part of the food chain and there is no reason to remove one "to ensure its safety" if the animal is a wild native species.

 

[Isadora]

I am confused. Is this a domesticated rabbit that you think has escaped somewhere, or a wild rabbit? If it is wild...Coyotes gotta eat too. I doubt it is domesticated if the closest neighbor is half mile away. Why would you ever trap a wild rabbit and bring it to a shelter? I see you called it a "pet rabbit" in your first post, but do you just mean it has been around the yard? I know rabbits are cute but they are a crucial part of the food chain and there is no reason to remove one "to ensure its safety" if the animal is a wild native species.

OP mentioned the rabbit is white and black. I don't think any wild ones have this coloring...?

 

[Chookwagn]

This is one of the first jokes I worked hard to memorize as a little girl. My dad told me and I thought it was so funny lol. When I saw this post name I was like “uh oh I can’t stop myself…”

If you want to catch a rabbit you make a noise like a carrot ...... I thought that was the only way

 

[The Moonshiner]

If you want to catch a rabbit you make a noise like a carrot ...... I thought that was the only way

Wouldn't it also make sense to dress as a carrot?