Too funny! Once again, BYC takes the cake! I have two Bantam Leghorns who have always been white as white on rice! One of them is a wicked food hound, though, and ended up with a blob of very yellow mustard on her shoulder one day. I thought I could get away with eating a sandwich outside. She was plaguing me so badly that I had to move my Dagwood out of her reach quickly or she would have taken half of it - this bird is the size of a medium pigeon, mind you! Anyhow, big blob of mustard on her shoulder as a result of me trying to protect my lunch. Then she was really mad because she couldn't reach the mustard on her shoulder. I thought the other chickens might try pecking at the colorful & tasty spot, but the little hellion is way too mean to tolerate anyone in her air space. I thought she was a mess then, but you should've seen her after the first dirt bath!
I saw "chicken shampoo" for sale on a hatchery website - you know, probably for show birds. Contemplated sending of for some, but then thought through washing this particular bird. And blow drying her. Not for the faint of heart. So she still looks like she's been rolled for her cash in a dark alley; in reality, she would be the one to do any "rolling"! And I've continued wondering if her deeply soiled feathers might be harmful to her in some way. So, I really appreciate the conversation on dirty birds! Thank you!