How dumb can you get? Received in email.

[DTchickens]

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Wow.. nice health care we got. i'd be scared to ever go back

who knows what they could do

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

OMGosh they're all funny but the last one..... was so funny

 

[ILoveJoe]

At Frisches last month my husband made the mistake of ordering the Cod Fish sandwich.

Even though the "fish sandwich" is actually cod, saying the word Cod threw the waitress off so she placed the order for the special fish dinner, which was whitefish. When hubby told her this isn't the fish sndwich I usually get, she chastised him for saying Cod and told him in the future only say "I want the fish sandwich".

Ohhhkay then

 

[spatcher]

As a retired police dispatcher, heres a couple for ya; man called on thanksgiving and wanted to report a robbery. Asked him what was taken and he said "dressing from the turkey". Of course we have to send a cop for the report. Guys wife takes the cop aside and tells him she took the dressing from the turkey cause her husband is on a low cholesterol diet. A real beaut! Guy wants to report a robbery. Says he was trying to buy some crack and the guy snatched a twenty out of his hand! My all time favorite...got a call for a 3 legged dog that was growling at people. Put the call out and one of the cops came back and wanted to know what color the dog was! No s**t!