How exactly, do you tie a dead chicken to the dog who killed it?

[Nick]

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Great quote!!
Dogs should be trained well, but common sense should prevail. Always.

 

[mdbucks]

If I was gonna tie a dead carcass to my dogs neck, I think I would borrow one of those staplers that they use in schools for putting big reports together and staple it through the dogs extra skin(thats why its called extra skin, it has no real purpose except for maybe stapleing a chicken there). And if I couldnt get ahold of a big stapler, maybe use some duct tape YEAH I know you said tie, but I can never find any rope around the house, and I dont think electrical tape would hold a rotting bird anyhow, scotch tape definately wouldnt work its all scotch tape can do to hold two pieces of paper together. Hope this helped.

 

[Wildsky]

MD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PurpleChicken]

Answer to original question: With a needle and thread.

 

[Wildsky]

PURPLE!!!

You guys are HORRIBLE!

 

[mdbucks]

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That would be using the EXTRA skin around thier neck YES???

 

[Wildsky]

Why not just SEW it onto the dogs TAIL - then it can RUN around all day like a cat with sticky tape on its paws.!!!!

 

[PurpleChicken]

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That would be using the EXTRA skin around thier neck YES???

Yup, same skin. Sewing it onto the dogs owner would be fun too.

I'm very pro dog & chicken. I don't want to give anyone the idea I condone hurting
animals. People, well that's another story.




Sorry about your dead chicken...

 

[Wildsky]

You got a very cute dog Purple............... one of these days we'll get a dog - I'm just NOT into the house training thing..... I won't leave a dog outside all the time, and I won't put it in a crate - so I'll HAVE to house train it.......

 

[mdbucks]

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Is using a crate a bad thing??

Mine uses the crate as a safe haven to get away from the kids