Had to switch browsers to get the page to cough up a url to my results.
Our whole town is on fiber, so in order to have the cheapo package, they have to install a bottleneck to slow it down! They try to annoy you into forking over more cash...but I won't do it.
ETA: My phone gets 5.4 down, .52 up! They have ratcheted down my bandwidth to half my Android phone