Welp. You are now Gaston. XD But seriously, obviously some people like that exist and so do people who don't eat eggs. I'm pretty sure my BIL eats about 20 eggs a year as just eggs/omelettes/whatever instead of as like part of cakes or something. I know of a body builder that actually does eat 18 eggs a day. But they're outliers, not the average american family. We don't live in a world where most people eats eggs more than a couple times a week or less than a few times a year.
Those numbers I was under the understanding were included in those. Personally I think I have egg noodles like once a year? The majority of america just does NOT eat 1500 eggs a year.