LOL I wish! That sounds so much easier! Unfortunately I have an inconvenient but firmly held conviction that I should tell my children the truth whenever and wherever possible (while at the same time being age-appropriate). Telling them I sold him but eating him instead, while much more convenient and less trauma/drama inducing at the time, runs firmly contrary to my convictions. So eventually I will end up culling chickens while the kids are not around and they'll just have to cry when they get home, or a number of people on Craigslist will get new roosters for their flocks (or tasty chicken dinners, but we'll never know for certain, so we can hope not). Parental teaching moments can really suck!