- Jan 25, 2008
- 3,832
- 43
- 221
If you have stubborn councilmen that refuse to let you and your chicken loving neighbors have chickens. This is the solution!
First you buy a Giant Rooster Statue, much like these:
Make sure to paint it an eye-catching color, like pink or blue. Also, place it as the centerpiece to your front yard, where EVERYONE can see it. You could even add a petition sign hanging around the ol' boy's neck to make your point obvious.
THEN, at 9am, noon, and 9pm you have a recording of a rooster crowing play. Loud but not obnoxiously loud.
LOL. Get enough of these giant roosters standing front and center in people's yards, I think the councilmen would realize they would prefer the real things in the backyard much better.
Thought you all would like that.
-Kim
First you buy a Giant Rooster Statue, much like these:



Make sure to paint it an eye-catching color, like pink or blue. Also, place it as the centerpiece to your front yard, where EVERYONE can see it. You could even add a petition sign hanging around the ol' boy's neck to make your point obvious.
THEN, at 9am, noon, and 9pm you have a recording of a rooster crowing play. Loud but not obnoxiously loud.
LOL. Get enough of these giant roosters standing front and center in people's yards, I think the councilmen would realize they would prefer the real things in the backyard much better.
Thought you all would like that.
-Kim