How To Start A Fight #3

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Sootsie, Oct 14, 2010.

  1. Sootsie

    Sootsie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
    that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
    care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer... Always something more
    important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
    snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
    a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and
    when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish
    cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
     
  2. Sassymygirl

    Sassymygirl Miss Equestrian

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  3. Ema

    Ema Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 4, 2010
    N. Ontario CANADA
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  4. crazyaboutchickens

    crazyaboutchickens Live Long And Prosper

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