Good morning ....had such a hard time keeping a straight face all morning while thinking about putting a microscopic fried egg in front of my husband for breakfast (well it's gonna be lunchtime soon).....what makes this so funny to me is that he was the class clown (and still is....I live in the constant state of wonder...."what practical joke is he plotting against me now", PLUS he is a really REALLY big dude...not fat at all but....he's this big tall burly mahnly-mahn and he eats like a horse. Prolly 10 times as much as me....below is a pic from the first time we went out to breakfast when he ordered 2 BREAKFASTS on one plate....The waitress taking his order was like this >>>>

and the other customers in this tiny diner murmured when she carried out his plate so I handed him my fork and snapped this pic.
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Anyway, he finished his plate and ate my leftover hash browns too... I then accused him of causing world hunger!
So now I just have to think of a way to get him out of the house for a bit while I cook it because if he sees me cooking that then my sweet revenge will be spoiled...hmmm...I'd tell him to chop wood but there's already a bunch out there... I KNOW!!! I'll go tell him to go pick up some Depends for me (because I'm gonna need them when he sees his brunch plate....hahaha....can't wait to see his face) Welp, I'll think of something....in the meantime I gotta work on some email and look really busy so he doesn't want bother me when he starts to get hungry. (he already had some oatmeal so that bought me some time....heh....heh)