I can relate. Chicken poop is an accessory for me also. Mud too these days. And maybe egg because I forgot to bring the egg basket out with me yesterday and I couldn't carry all of the eggs so I put an egg in each pocket of the jacket I was wearing (my husband's! lol) and now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not entirely sure I took those eggs out of the pockets. Hope he didn't wear it to work today........