Humor: Very heavy Pekin.

[Stoney Meadow Maple]

Doc probably didn't want to take the temp of a 2 ton duck.

Ever seen hippo poop?

 

[Egg Snatcher]

Man that's a big duck!

 

[deidreg]

How much did he weigh before the phallus amputation?

 

[Aunt Angus]

How much did he weigh before the phallus amputation?

This made me laugh out loud.

 

[CHlCKEN]

What on earth are you feeding him?!

 

[CHlCKEN]

Uh oh. Don’t tell scooter we saw what he was in for

 

[CHlCKEN]

His messed up records remind me of something. When I was born, My parents changed my name last minute so my name was legally put in as a different from what i was called. They didn’t fix it for a long long time

 

[KaleIAm]

What on earth are you feeding him?!

Yeah, can I get some? My girls are thin!!

 

[thumper650]

What on earth are you feeding him?!

I think he's ordering pizza after I go to bed!

 

[CluckerFamily]

The first thing I thought of was a Hulk Duck!!