HUSBAND rant

[conny63malies]

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Am I married to your DH's twin?

i got the triplet here, i am married to him. My kids love it when daddy takes them to make donuts on a snowy parking lot.

 

[SunAngel]

My DH is also one of those men that loves to see just how close to dead empty you can get a car before it won't move again! I lost track a long time ago of how many times we have ran out of gas lol.

I hate getting under 1/8 of a tank. When I ask if he is going to stop for gas, he tells me, oh your fine, you can go 64 more miles yet (thanks to the idiot that came up with those dumb digital thingies that tells you that)!!

I bet he gets to work and home on fumes at least half of every week lol

 

[Fudgie]

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I am a woman.....what is wrong with the above....He is right snow covered parkings lots are put there to do doughnuts in . and the other elements are just challenges put out there to make sure he can achieve over them.

The main thing you need to remember is that he does the scary stuff because you give him the squeamish stuff he is wanting as a reward. quit doing that and it won't be fun for him!

 

[Robin'sBrood]

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Dh is notoriously bad for this too. Not too long ago he ran out of gas and had to "Pat and Charlie" it down a busy Interstate, and then into a less than desirable part of town to get some gas (in the little one gallon gas can he KEEPS in his van.

) I *think* he may be a little bit better about this now but I've learned not to ask.

 

[Robin'sBrood]

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I'll bet insurance agents and state troopers would beg to differ.

 

[seismic wonder2]

"Yall hold ma beer, wach-eiss"

 

[Fudgie]

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And now we all know why DH's can not get by with one truck and one tractor! YOU HAVE TO HAVE THEM ALL TO GET THE OTHERS UNSTUCK!! LOL ROFLMAO! Been there done that one with ya!!!!

 

[Fudgie]

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I'll bet insurance agents and state troopers would beg to differ.

You have to know when and where to do this!!!!

Oh and it helps when family work for the dept of public safety...Get out of jail free card!!!!

 

[SunAngel]

I knew how DH was when we were just dating and still married him. I was stupid to believe he would 'mature' at some point...yeah right!

On one of our dates (we were 18), he drove into the baseball field in his Chevelle and about got me car sick doing donuts in the snow. I was slammed up against the door yelling at him to stop...the whole while he was hootin' n hollerin'....I smacked him good when I could finally sit up straight!

They never mature...he was doing wheelies on the 4 wheeler a couple weeks ago and lost his balance. Fell off the back of it and stood the bike right up on its back end lol. His response....Didya see that, cool huh!? I just shake my head and walk away.

 

[seismic wonder2]

I did learn one thing from my buddy in Great Lakes....
Allways check the mall parking lot snow drifts for cement light pole bases BEFORE blowing through them in a 1982 Buick.

I should have figured that out from the formation...like this...

I I I I I I I I I I (guess where the snow drift was...)