I am officially old

[annaraven]

Okay, so I did get carded yesterday. For cigarettes! (DH smokes, not me!) I mean, c'mon, seriously?

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I"ve got a long time to go, but I could do with a nervous breakdown in the near future.

I still have a few years to go but I thought I would start planning early. My younger daughter will be over 18 and away at college by then so I won't have to worry about kids while I'm "away".

 

[wolftracks]

No no no..............After they're gone you won't need the breakdown. A vacation to a tropical island yes, but no babysitters, no teenage parties while your gone............come on..........start planing.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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You are missing to positive side of it. If I am "put away" then someone has to feed me, clothe me, clean up after me, AND pay the electric bill. I couldn't ask for more than that.

 

[annaraven]

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You are missing to positive side of it. If I am "put away" then someone has to feed me, clothe me, clean up after me, AND pay the electric bill. I couldn't ask for more than that.

Well, other than the electric bill, just go to an island and have the cabana boys do all that! They're cuter than the guys in the white coats anyways...

 

[BrattishTaz]

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You are missing to positive side of it. If I am "put away" then someone has to feed me, clothe me, clean up after me, AND pay the electric bill. I couldn't ask for more than that.

Well, other than the electric bill, just go to an island and have the cabana boys do all that! They're cuter than the guys in the white coats anyways...

I dunno, I kinda like guys in white...and they will have happy pills.

 

[annaraven]

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Well, other than the electric bill, just go to an island and have the cabana boys do all that! They're cuter than the guys in the white coats anyways...

I dunno, I kinda like guys in white...and they will have happy pills.

Well yeah. But who needs pills when you've got cabana boys in white shirts bringing nice cool drinks?

 

[Mahonri]

I'm so old that when I boof, dust comes out.

That said... my eldest turns 23 in May & #7 turns 8 this Saturday.

Yeah, I'm old.

 

[elizabethbinary]

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I dunno, I kinda like guys in white...and they will have happy pills.

Well yeah. But who needs pills when you've got cabana boys in white shirts bringing nice cool drinks?

I always told my husband I am using his life insurance to go to Mexico and be waited on by a boy named Juan who lets me slip dollars into his pants. It's my entire retirement plan.

 

[oesdog]

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Just found this thread Annaraven - My baby is 22yrs old and has a daughter - If you are old then I am ancient!!!

Oesdog