i bored...tell me something...plz

[random]

hey there...im bored sitting round waiting for this baby to come...yes ive already done my housework!! somebody share some stories with me to pass time...funny, sad, romantic...doesnt matter as long as its something!! or even advice...u know like...my mum always says...when ur in deep water, keep ur mouth shut! wish i could take that advice...but im learning to...hahaha

 

[key west chick]

What does vegimite taste like?

 

[baldie]

It was only me and my youngest son for dinner tonight, he wanted chicken nuggets, I wanted stuffing. We decided to cut up the nuggets and mix them in the stuffing when it was done and BOY was it yummy!! And quick too!!

I will be doing this again!! Who would have ever thought??

 

[the1much]

late one day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
a deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and shot the two dead boys.
if you dont believe my lie is true,
ask the blind man
he saw it too.....

 

[Kesta]

now sit down ima tell ya a story bout a girl named kesta and a step dad with a leather belt. when we were younger my step dad always made us clean like mad when he was mad. one time my mom wasnt home and he was gettin mad. now keep in mind he chased us with a belt if we didnt clean fast enough. he was gettin mad so i went in his room and got his belt. i took it out in the backyard. the house behind us was vacant and i threw it over the fence! he tried to find his belt but never could. to this day he still doesnt know! and yes before you ask im an evil lil bugger

 

[random]

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me personally...s*t
my partner and child likes it though

 

[random]

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wow yea no i think i saw that too!!...while i was sleeping, had my eyes wide shut!! lol

 

[random]

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my dad used to use a belt too....hurts like s*t though eh? pretty much for the same reason too...cleaning....must be an angry dad thing...lol oh well...its just taught me what i WONT do when raising my child...hand and hand ONLY, on the cushy bottom or back of hand ONLY if she does happen to need a smack...have i just opened a can by admitting i smack my child?? oops...sorry if i did

 

[cariboujaguar]

Did you see the prank on youtube about the 'vegimite spoon?' the guy got his friend to eat Vegimite with a kangaroo scrotum pouch? it was funny but gross... same guy who sings the evil kitty song which is HILLARIOUS! oh and have you seen the street fighter two highschool play? also HILLARIOUS! if we can post links her i will post them for you, that will kill time for sure!

 

[cariboujaguar]

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my dad used to use a belt too....hurts like s*t though eh? pretty much for the same reason too...cleaning....must be an angry dad thing...lol oh well...its just taught me what i WONT do when raising my child...hand and hand ONLY, on the cushy bottom or back of hand ONLY if she does happen to need a smack...have i just opened a can by admitting i smack my child?? oops...sorry if i did

Once my dad ripped the trim off the wall to spank me with, I made him REALLY angry LOL but no belt, only wood/sticks/spoons for me- and yeah i would never use an inanimate object on my kiddo- she's head strong and spankings are all that work, but I only use my hand so I know it's not hard. I think it offends her more then anything LOL