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By now someone has told you that is normal. They are terrestrial birds by nature and anything bigger than themselves is *wisely* perceived as a threat. Yes, you can lure them with treats and get them to sit on you long enough to poop on your lap. Some people consider that being liked.
I, on the other hand, reckon that any critter which shows its gratitude by sh***ing on me is immediately suspect.
But heck, with persistence, they may cease to scatter at your approach - maybe. That's something.
But they will always be prey and you a threat. Keep in mind, the chicken has some serious survival instincts at work in their little pea brains. They aren't really domesticated, as we think, but rather live in a sort of half-light between wild and tame.
They don't know you are being nice to them and so desperately want their love and affection. They can't possibly - they're chickens. What they do know - as far as it goes - is that everything wants to eat them.
Do some googling on a phenomenon known as the 'predatory triangle' and you'll see what I'm driving at.
Ultimately, the best you can hope for is a simulacrum of friendliness, with you seen as non-threatening to them and so "accepted."
(They aren't really thinking that, but it makes us feel good to think so.)
Personally, I don't think it is in a chicken to *like* a human. Oh, they may tolerate us, maybe even accept us, should we not do anything alarming. They will certainly show excitement to see the feed bucket - even if a human is attached to it.
But true love, liking and affection? I'm in the camp that says the jury is still out on that one.
So, I know that what I'm about to say will sound harsh to some, and surely spark another endless debate on this topic - but here it comes anyway:
If you want love, affection and bonding from a pet, get a dog or cat.
And welcome to BYC. After years with chickens, I remain convinced of what I've said above. However, this doesn't diminish that they remain one of the most useful, fascinating and endearing of all God's creatures.