I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Gargoyle]

He gets a lot of latitude around here.

Latitude? Doesn't that mean width? Is that a reference to his butt?

 

[Tanichca]

Ah, a thread created for opinions on a troubling speech from a chauvinist now reduced to talking about butts.

The royal court at its finest. e

 

[sourland]

Hmmm, I'm suddenly craving rabbit....

And I just happen to have a multitude of recipes.

Good point Spook...How many of you HAVE met me in real life? Perhaps I don't even exist...I'm just a robot Nifty invented.

Not on his worst day. I don't think Nifty will be laying claim as your creator. Nuh uh.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Ok, ok, not Nifty....Speckledhen?

 

[sourland]

I don't think that I would go there.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Wynette? Freds Hens?




If we turn out all the lights and say their names 5 times, think they'll appear?

 

[sourland]

The Princess needs a private consultation with THE pastor. After 49 years it's time for an attitude adjustment. On the way to our Valentine's day date to see a 'chick flick'. We were having a discussion, and she was not getting the true nature of my question. I asked her why it was that others understood my communications yet she had problems. She said, "Oh, I'm betting that many have problems understanding what you are asking." I replied, "They never have told me that." Then she said, "Perhaps that is because you are old and eccentric." ECCENTRIC? Can you believe that she said that I was eccentric? I have always felt that most likely I am the guage by which normality is measured.


Where is the pastor? We need to work on virtuous here!

 

[sourland]

Wynette? Freds Hens?




If we turn out all the lights and say their names 5 times, think they'll appear?

Sort of like a Ouija board?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I have always felt that most likely I am the guage by which normality is measured.

Funniest. Post. Of. All time.

 

[sourland]

Funniest. Post. Of. All time.

I fail to see the humor.