Better put out Smurf traps - you don't want a colony to establish itself anywhere nearby. Those little blue cusses are noisy and will overrun your property, plus they attract ratty-looking wizards. Nobody needs that.
Every one of us who clicked this thread should be required to get professional help. We are all sick! We were expecting something morbid and had to look anyway.
Hey you! The lurker laughing over there! You are as bad as the rest of us. You clicked too!!
I need that back. DH has been looking for it for 30 years. He keeps cotton in his ears just to keep the bugs from going thru and buzzing around in there.