Hey or Hay!
I'm a big boy, no crying here. Yes, my OP was meant to be tongue in cheek.
As far as the horse goes, let me tell exactly how the sun shines.
He was in a bare ground muddy field (guess you horsey guys call it a paddock) of about 3 acres in size with about 30 other horses. These other horses ranged from a mini mare in fold, to very large aggressive stalions. As safety goes, he would have been safer in the middle of I-10. The only salvation was the owners spent a considerable amount of money keeping them some what well fed. Hay in front of them all the time, bran and feed twice dailey, dolled out into 4 very long feed troughs. This horse is about shoulder high to me and I am 5'7". I am prepared to keep him well fed, warm, dry and in the spring he will have 14 acres of grass. As always happens, plans were made, preparations were started, but his purchase was a now or never. Backyard-- well it's a very large backyard, no planting that could possibly be toxic. Yes, I do have an ABOVE ground swimming pool, the side are 4'6" high, so he is not likely to fall in. He does have a water trough, but he would rather the pool water. No kid toys to fall into or over. Nice strong chain link fence to keep him secure and safe while he becomes accustomed to his new surroundings.
Pool water? Water trough? Still about 9000% cleaner than what he had been drinking.
Farrier? Yes, already in the works.
Worming? Been done.
Teeth floating? Guess I had forgot about that, but that's what I came for, you guys know, memory jog.
Feed? Pretty sure the 12% horse and mule is atleast equal to what he was getting, once again I needed a memory reset.
Paddock? I call it a pasture, cleaned and under construction.
Warm, dry, stall? Under construction.
He is gentle, quiet and calm. So far nothing has excited him one bit, not his strange surroundings, the trailer ride, barking dog, slamming door, or an excited child (carefully supervised and held back). I do not believe him to be a "highly bred" horse. As of this point, the only demand I have made on him is to put a rope halter and lead rope on him. My intension is to not make any demands of him until I am sure he "feels" at home.
Experience--- as I said I have no recent experience, my wife actually has more experience than me. I do have the ability to listen and learn, and while my wife may question it sometimes, I do have a few brain cells, that work most of the time.
And as far as my new buddy Kanchii, well I know all about pet peeves. But I'll make this promise to you, this animal will never have to endure any "wrong" or "cruel" treatment from Mr and Ms 29. I am not without the resources to make sure he gets what he needs. If plans work out, and I have no reason to think they wouldn't, he'll be in green grass for a long time.