I got flogged!

OnceAroundTheBlock

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Sep 24, 2011
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My rooster is about 6 months old now and so far he's been a pretty good boy. He has a couple girlfriends and has figured out how to play the game "piggyback" just fine.

Yesterday I cleaned out the coop and run like I do every week and spent some time with them giving them special treats, mealworms and some other seed mix. No problems at all.

Today I noticed that a couple of the plastic rake tines snapped off the rake I was using yesterday in their run and I wanted to get them out. I decided to first go get an apple and slice it up for a little treat but mainly to see how they liked apples because I never gave them any before.

As soon as I slipped into their run, the rooster ran over to me and in mid-air attacked the slice of apple that I was offering him. He pecked at the apple but it wasn't exactly a friendly peck, more like...."I killlllllllll yoouuuuuuuu" peck! Then he flew at me again, trying to flog me, and then he did it again!

I remembered reading here on the forum on how to humiliate an attacking rooster by picking him up by his legs and parading him in front of his ladies. So I grabbed his scrawny legs and let him dangle upside down as I walked all around the run, back and forth in front of his girls, and carrying him like he was a pocketbook! I think I even was whistling, "Walk This Way"....

Then just to make sure I gave him enough punishment, I threw his little butt into the coop and closed the door. Sort of like a "chicken timeout".
He went nuts! So did his girls!


I let him back out as I was exiting the run and I swear he had a snear on his face....I bet I'm in for it tomorrow.
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So today I decided to give the rooster one more chance to see who's boss, and after yesterday's escapade, I'm still thinking it's him.

I did everything I could to piss him off before I went into the run. I painted my toenails red, sprayed myself with cheap perfume and even wore the same shirt I had on yesterday with the big, bad, scary wolf picture on it!

I slowly opened the run door and he starts that intimidating clucking already.....sure wish I hadn't worn this shirt again.

I have an old Cool Whip container filled to the brim with scratch, cheerios, sunflower seeds and mealworms that I'm planning on throwing around in the run, if I survive.

One step, two steps, I'm taking it very slowly, then he............................................runs clear over to the other side as fast as his legs will take him! He even was flapping his wings to get there quicker!

I walk towards him, mainly to pick up the 3 pieces of leftover apple from yesterday and he runs to the other side of the run putting as much landscape between us as he possibly can!

I think he's finally figured it all out......
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Cochin, next time I'll hold him down......and tickle him!
 
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So today I decided to give the rooster one more chance to see who's boss, and after yesterday's escapade, I'm still thinking it's him.

I did everything I could to piss him off before I went into the run. I painted my toenails red, sprayed myself with cheap perfume and even wore the same shirt I had on yesterday with the big, bad, scary wolf picture on it!

I slowly opened the run door and he starts that intimidating clucking already.....sure wish I hadn't worn this shirt again.

I have an old Cool Whip container filled to the brim with scratch, cheerios, sunflower seeds and mealworms that I'm planning on throwing around in the run, if I survive.

One step, two steps, I'm taking it very slowly, then he............................................runs clear over to the other side as fast as his legs will take him! He even was flapping his wings to get there quicker!

I walk towards him, mainly to pick up the 3 pieces of leftover apple from yesterday and he runs to the other side of the run putting as much landscape between us as he possibly can!

I think he's finally figured it all out......
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Cochin, next time I'll hold him down......and tickle him!


Wondeful

Lol! Well i dont tickle my rooster but rather say
"Hey hens, see your big bad rooster? Ya, look at how easy im holding him" and so on, its more amusing then usefull
 
This is the first story to make me really laugh in a while. Thank you. I just got a year old roo and am a bit nervous he'll be a ... um, brat. I have kids so I have to be on the watch. The previous owner said he was okay with him and his kids but not his wife so I am REALLY watching. First day here I went out and gave him some ripe banana and grapes and grass cuttings since I have them cooped for a bit to make sure they stay here. (Thank you BYC for the list of treat ideas.) He LOVES banana. Snatched it. I was a bit cautious to have him to do it again. I don't know what flogging is but I have had a rooster go into a boxing match with me years ago. It sucked. He ended up soup though and that was great to suck down. I'd rather not repeat that this time though. I read to hold him down and read to carry him around so since your story worked so well I figure I have a fighting chance. He has a broody in there with him today as an extra gift I guess, but just in case, I have hope now :) Thanks for sharing!
 
LOL...I am loving this story!! This will give everybody confidence in the training of an unruly rooster! I have heard that carrying them around the run in front of his girls can leave a lasting impression. But it must have been the upside down, feet up position that did it.

Good job! You need to keep us posted on the days ahead. I am sure we will all be tuned in to see the new episodes of "As The Rooster Flogs".
 
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What a funny story! It's nice to hear how to conquer the silly youngsters! I'm considering keeping one of my chicks that I think might be a rooster and I'm making a list of how to humiliate a rooster. So if I have any problems I'll know exactly what to do.
 
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What a funny story! It's nice to hear how to conquer the silly youngsters! I'm considering keeping one of my chicks that I think might be a rooster and I'm making a list of how to humiliate a rooster. So if I have any problems I'll know exactly what to do.

Add this to your list

"Yeah see these spurs here, ya, you know, if you take a pair of nail clippers and cut them this short..." points how short you can safely cut them "They will be useless and you will be a useless wimp of a rooster. Fun learning facts, huh"

LOL! Drives my rooster crazy
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Or

Hold a pair of siscors to his BEAUTIFUL tail "Lookie, if I cut riiiiiiight here, you will look soooo weird and ugly. So, what were you doing? Oh ya. flogging me, go on, i dont mind" as you slowly pretend to cut them

LOL
 

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