I got flogged!

[mamas farm]

I couldn't stop laughing that was funny !! I bet my mean rooster wished I would of read that before I beat him with a shovel . He would see me walking out side and he would run across the yard and spur me I had to go to the doctor for antibiotics after he cut my hand . I hit him softly with the shovel not wanting to really hurt him like he did me . He came back at me again I was to scared to even go out side. I was so mad I would scream at him I was going to make fried chicken out of him . I hit him again a little harder he came at me again . Then I hit him so hard he flew up in the air and dropped down I thought I killed him so I walked up to him slowly and he looked at me and hopped up and walked away finally had to knock some since into him . After that beating he stayed clear away from me .

 

[OnceAroundTheBlock]

now you reminded me of a joke....

This farmer had a rooster that would hump the hens ALL day long, rain or shine. Every time the farmer would turn around, there was that rooster up on a hen.

The farmer kept warning him that if he didn't slow down some, all that romance would kill him someday!

One day the farmer went out to the barnyard and there was his rooster, laying on his back, wings spread out, eyes closed, and his once pretty feathers all dirty and messed up.

The farmer bends over on top of him, shaking his finger at him and said, "See what happened? I told you so."

The rooster cracked open one eye, pointed to the sky and whispered, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Buzzards!"

 

[ashandvine]

Sure enough my new roo has attacked me. I fended him off and out the coop with a coop ladder. Jerk. He crowed outside the door, just waiting. I crowed back. I plead insanity. I came out, still armed with the ladder, and he tried again. When he took a 'rest break' I left. He crowed. I crowed. Later, he jumped the fence and came up on the porch and tried getting the kids through the window. That was funny. I sent my son to go cluck behind the coop hoping he'd run to the coop to check on the hens. The rooster ran down, but my son came out too early, and so roo chased my son back across the lawn to the back porch... where he crowed again. I want him gone but he's a Lav Ameraucana and partner wants to breed. Ugh. "Just one round," my partner says. "Let's get just one round and then get rid of him." (raspberries) Here's a pic-- tail feathers are missing from run-in with fox at previous owners.

 

[ThePendragon]

I have one big jerk who bites big people for no apparent reason and a little rooster who runs at and nips the little neighbor kids (slightly provoked). And another rooster who runs small dogs off the yard. But the other day my rooster got atleast 25 tail feathers pulled out because a big dog caught him! was it the the big jerk or the little one? nope it was my goodest rooster who tries to defend his hens! Oh well stew pot and crockpot!