My stupid ankle itches something fierce and this stupid cast is making it impossible to reach, even with the handle of the flyswatter, and- my leg is freaking H-O-T.
Seriously! Oh and this business of sleeping in the recliner, Diesel is not impressed, and I gotta tell ya, neither am I.
Did I mention I squeak with every freaking step I take? Talk about annoying!! And wrapping my leg with a trash bag and duct tape would be thoroughly enjoyable, with the exception of taking off layers of skin from the back of my leg each time I remove the stupid duct tape. Showering has become a chore.
Speaking of chores... I even have to tie grocery bags over my foot to do chicken chores, which has become increasingly difficult now, and even resulted in another fall. What can I say? Have you people ever tried to walk in chicken poo on a freaking grocery bag?
Sorry, but this just bites. And now back to your regularly scheduled rambling...
/rant

Seriously! Oh and this business of sleeping in the recliner, Diesel is not impressed, and I gotta tell ya, neither am I.
Did I mention I squeak with every freaking step I take? Talk about annoying!! And wrapping my leg with a trash bag and duct tape would be thoroughly enjoyable, with the exception of taking off layers of skin from the back of my leg each time I remove the stupid duct tape. Showering has become a chore.
Speaking of chores... I even have to tie grocery bags over my foot to do chicken chores, which has become increasingly difficult now, and even resulted in another fall. What can I say? Have you people ever tried to walk in chicken poo on a freaking grocery bag?
Sorry, but this just bites. And now back to your regularly scheduled rambling...
/rant
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