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N F C said:
:welcome

Amazing...you've had chickens for 853 years! That's got to be some sort of record.

There's a contest going on right now for new members...if you're interested, you can find the details using the link at the bottom of my post.
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Uh, I'm not sure if it's a record. Is there like a Guinness Book of World Records on chicken owning times? If there is, I could be in it. And you can too! With some special anti-aging wrinkle-free cream, your problems are solved! Immortality achieved! Unlock the secrets of Pile of Trash©!
 
pidgeon said:
(1) Are you new to chickens / when did you first get chickens?
I am old to chickens. I had have them for 853 years, 182 days, and counting.


(2) How many chickens do you have right now?
I prefer to say 9 to strangers, but since we're special friends(*various kazoo noises*), I'll tell you the truth. I have 23.


(3) What breeds do you have?
I have Ayam Cemanis, Polishes, Silkies, and many other extremely rare breeds. I sell the Ayam Cemanis for $900 each.

(4) What are your favorite aspects of raising backyard chickens?
I actually have front yard chickens, but I still feed them backyard worms and other things that come form my backyard.

(5) What are some of your other hobbies?
I like to read (ALOT!), play clarinet, and play ukulele.

(6) Tell us about your family, your other pets, your occupation, or anything else you'd like to share.
I don't need friends. They disappoint me *knee slap*

(7) Bonus: How did you find BYC, how long have you known about BYC, and what made you finally join our awesome community? :D
I am @9SpiceyChickens best friend and she led me to this website where I can actually enjoy myself for once in this worthless pile of trash that some people call life.
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Some here won't get your SOH. Just saying. :yuckyuck:goodpost:
 
007Sean said:
Howdy :frow and Welcome to Backyard Chickens.

If you've had chickens for 853 years and 182 days, how old are you? :lau
Glad to have you here with us! Enjoy your time here at BYC!

Thanks for joining our community! :celebrate
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Howdy to you too!(said i wanna be a cowboy baby) To answer your question, I really don't know. I stopped counting around the year 32 BC...but I always question why people ask me this. I really hope I don't look over 30!
 
DobieLover said:
Hello and welcome to BYC!:frow Glad you joined.
You obviously live in St. Augustine and the fountain of youth is also in your backyard. Do you allow the chickens access to it? :p
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I do not live in St. Augustine and the fountain of youth is not in my backyard. i=I live in my backyard. I simply use anti-aging and wrinkle-free cream to live a long healthy life.
 
Mrs.Megan said:
What an intro! Loved it and made me laugh:celebrate people can get pretty serious about this chicken stuff, which can be warranted of course, but posts like yours are so nice to have:love

So welcome and it’s nice to have you!
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I'm very serious about "this chicken stuff". But, I'm glad I made you laugh. My chickens love laughing. At least I think they laugh. My Ayam Cemani chicken named Calypso is also laughing...It may just be obnoxious squaking though...
 

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