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Which reminds me of something that once happened:
I was driving along a rural road one day when I saw a three legged chicken running down the road. I was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, when I noticed the chicken was pacing me at 30 mph.
"Pretty fast chicken," I thought. "I wonder just how fast it can run...." So I sped up - and the chicken did too!
We were now moving along the road at 45 mph!
So I sped up again, and to my surprise, the chicken ran off ahead of me at 55 mph!!!
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long dirt driveway leading to a farmhouse. I followed the speedy bird to the house and saw a man in the yard - surrounded by dozens of three legged chickens. I leaped from the car and called to the farmer,
"Hey! How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "Oh, I breed 'em here on my farm. Ya see it's just me, my wife and my son living here and we all like eating chicken legs. Since a chicken only has TWO legs, I started breeding this here THREE legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece off one chicken."
"That's amazing!" I said. "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know," the farmer said, dryly. "I ain't been able to catch one so's I can find out!"
Which reminds me of something that once happened:
I was driving along a rural road one day when I saw a three legged chicken running down the road. I was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, when I noticed the chicken was pacing me at 30 mph.
"Pretty fast chicken," I thought. "I wonder just how fast it can run...." So I sped up - and the chicken did too!
We were now moving along the road at 45 mph!
So I sped up again, and to my surprise, the chicken ran off ahead of me at 55 mph!!!
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long dirt driveway leading to a farmhouse. I followed the speedy bird to the house and saw a man in the yard - surrounded by dozens of three legged chickens. I leaped from the car and called to the farmer,
"Hey! How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "Oh, I breed 'em here on my farm. Ya see it's just me, my wife and my son living here and we all like eating chicken legs. Since a chicken only has TWO legs, I started breeding this here THREE legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece off one chicken."
"That's amazing!" I said. "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know," the farmer said, dryly. "I ain't been able to catch one so's I can find out!"

