I have been pranked by the master pranker... You won't belive this!

[Sir Birdaholic]

You're right. It would HAVE to be an act!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

You see this MFB? That's your minion.

Are you proud of the minion's you've recruited?

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Hey, we might be backwoods redneck hicks, but we do have one slight advantage, Em, & that's GUARD TURKEYS!

 

[bluesub]

Em,

I've been busy setting traps, had to order more rocking chairs and brownies... now to find some more turkey repellent... still working on the benefits package - does include a lifetime supply of brownies and roast-your-own turkey.

Do you think shark cages would work for turkeys or should I just order some shark suits?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Now see, this is a minion.

Bluesub, remind me to give you a raise.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Hey blue, come on over to our side, we pay in baked, fried, & grilled turkey!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Bluesub is a true minion, and cannot be stolen. She's second in command here at Em inc.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

WOW

Ya mean like Vice President & stuff?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Yup.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I better warn farmboy.

Y'all are like politicians, & us rednecks steer clear of them kind! Politicians are kinda like Revenures.