I have been pranked by the master pranker... You won't belive this!

[eenie114]

A giggle or two or three pr twenty. I hope I don't wake up my sister.

I get giggly when I'm sleepy.

*Jumps* WHO SAID BACON?!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I see bad things in eenie's future.

I tried to save her.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I have bacon.

Did I mention the bacon room?

 

[eenie114]

Taz: You notice Eenie is being very careful.

Em Eh, not this late at night. Bad for the digestion and waistline.

 

[bluesub]

I only eat turkey bacon.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Did I mention the Gym??







Yes, we have a game room,a bacon room, and a gym. There's also an entire chocolate factory in the back.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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You spend much time in the bacon room and you won't have a waistline. We won't even discuss the other problems you will have.

 

[eenie114]

Em, you're creeping me out. Taz, adopt me!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Eenie! You're leaving me?

I knew I should've just gotten a poodle.

 

[JulieNKC]

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Turkey bacon? Or turken bacon?
This thread has given me a great idea. My hubby's been wanting more turkeys. Don't think he's poultry smart enough to tell poults from turken chicks. Need to find someone near me with turken eggs/chicks and give him some more "poults". Bantam ones, I'll just have to tell him they are mini turkeys. Payback for the roo he brought home a few weeks ago.
I need to stop reading this, he keeps giving me weird looks when I laugh wondering what could be so funny reading about chickens.