You me and others here on BYC are the council members of the clumbsey club,Maple.
The other day my self-made coop lock froze up,so I forced it open only to catch my fingers in it.I was so mad that I flung the coop door open only for it to hit me square in the forehead as I tried to enter before it was even open like Homer Simpson would.I sat down to contiplate my thoughts then started laughing.