I have found the world's dumbest woman!

[dutchman]

Well gritsar she sounds pretty dumb but I do beleive my daughter inlaw might just have her beat. A few years back there was a bad cave in at a coal mine that left several miners traped. The more we talked about it the madder she got. When asked what was wrong with her, her anwser was what in the world was they doing leting all those kids down there any way. It took for ever to explain the difference between miners and minors. True story about a true blonde. Dutchman

 

[chickiebaby]

Dutchman, that simply canNOT be true! Tell me you jest!

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

Woah, that poor thing sounds kinda... simple!

 

[momofdrew]

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as Forrest's momma says pretty is as pretty does...

 

[gritsar]

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Oh we don't have to worry about that! I've heard those stories too, although I can't repeat them on a family-friendly forum.

 

[omelette'smom]

I don't know if this is along the same lines but.........
MIL house and pet sat for a week and a half. after 7 days she called my BIL to tellhim the septic backed up. He came over and said that the septic was fine but she may want to change the litter box.........

 

[deerman]

Not a woman, but I think I found her a mate.

A guy been selling farm fresh eggs for years, He want to replace his laying flock. I took 20 6 month old white rock pullets to him.

He said " no i want only hens that lay brown eggs" he Had RIR , NH, all brown hens. Should have seen his face when I told him the WHITE plymouth rock hens layed brown eggs.

He thought brown hens = brown eggs
white hens = white eggs

Remember he had chickens for years?????

 

[beak]

From the other side of the fence. My wifes grandmother came to visit us when we lived in Ft worth. She grew up on a farm and lived in a small town. We took her to a shopping center and when we went to get on an escalator she didn't know what to do. She was 73 at the time. Growing up a city boy I found it very amusing. She was a fantastic woman and sharp as a tack. Nothing got by her.

 

[beak]

Everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

 

[gritsar]

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And cow tipping is where milk shakes come from!