I have joined the ranks of DUX owners..

[quackiemama]

I can see how that would turn anyone against dux. (And knowing dux, that accountant probably screwed him in more ways than one). Ralphie might enjoy this video: (It starts over at 2 minutes for some reason, but ignore that)

This made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that

 

[duluthralphie]

Well my chickens have picked up bad habits from the ducks because I have seen their poop In their feed bowls.

Another reason to not have dux!

 

[AmyJane725]

This made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that

You're quite welcome.

 

[duluthralphie]

Dux are not a laughing matter...

I am actually working on a flying weasel that can take them from the air...

Of course, I need to find a way to increase their metabolism so they eat more dux..

 

[AmyJane725]

Testosterone shots should do the trick. Will make them hyper-aggressive and able to utilize all the extra calories and eat that many more dux.

 

[Molpet]

Dux are not a laughing matter...

I am actually working on a flying weasel that can take them from the air...

Of course, I need to find a way to increase their metabolism so they eat more dux..

Noooooo
They would also like to get turkeys

 

[duluthralphie]

Noooooo
They would also like to get turkeys

That is a problem......Maybe could train our turkeys in self defense. They are capable of so much more than a dux is..

 

[duluthralphie]

Do you think minx like dux with peanut butter smeared on their backs?

 

[Molpet]

Do you think minx like dux with peanut butter smeared on their backs?

No
Bacon would be better

 

[SueT]

This is on a car owned by a teacher. She said when her husband drives it, and someone asks what the tag says, he tells them, "A duck ate her."