I Have NO Self Control!!!

[Oceanseve]

Step 6: build coop even larger than necessary so you have excuse to buy more

 

[chickensioux]

Step 7 Buy more

 

[lil'chickies]

That's great!! Keep going, I'm going to make a plaque for my coop with these simple steps!!!

 

[coloradochick]

Are you getting all this Sonja? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Silkiefan]

Quote:
NO! I can ONLY have two... seriously... I swear... ok, maybe three... but I draw the line... like Uncle Buck said (from the movie Uncle Buck) "it's in the books!"
... yeah right huh? lol!

 

[deerhunterblp]

I ordered 38 earlier in the year and 10 ducks. Then I ordered 21 more chicks, 6 turkeys, 2 geese, and two ducks for week after next. I know how it is.

 

[mylilchix]

Where are the last steps???? I'm getting this down, more chicks, bigger coop...

I'm thinking now that we have standards and I'm adding bantams, now I need button quail for in the house. Maybe if I expand to other birds, hmmm that would make the problem worse wouldn't it?

You all are so supportive, we'd be the most disfunctional support group ever! But we'd put the FUN in it!!

Sonja

 

[ChickBond 007]

Step 8: Buy the incubator because you can't order chicks in some of the more rare varieties you are dying to have. Write off cost of incubator as health care expense on taxes because you were 'dying' to have it, so it must have saved your life by purchasing it. Definately a health care expense.

 

[Oceanseve]

 

[bulldog-girl]

Step 9: Clear out closet in spare room, put little muzzles ovcer chick beaks and tell SO that the noise coming form closet is just mice and you have that under control. If they persist use the old lie that women use for new clothing-"Oh, that old thing? Had that for years, your just not very observant.