i like jokes, do u?

[thatoneguy]

hi i think we all need to laugh once in a wile so post what u think is funny i cant wait to here from u

 

[thatoneguy]

i will start

a boy and his mom are at a wedding, the boy asks his mom " why is the girl dressed in white?" the mother replies " because it is the happiest day of her life" a long silence follows until the boy asks " then why is the boy in black?"

 

[thatoneguy]

can someone please post a joke

 

[FarmCoe]

I think there are other threads like this somewhere....

 

[thatoneguy]

oh well never mind

 

[User66184]

i havent seen any other thread like this, but i dunno.

 

[therosehedge]

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

“Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” he asked the owner.

“Yep, that’s him,” came the reply.

The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”

“Because,” the owner explained, “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”

 

[therosehedge]

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I just crack myself up, ha ha ha......

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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[therosehedge]

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Thankyou for appreciating my sense of humour