I like this!! For you non-believers, pass this one over!

[PurpleChicken]

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Don't take out anyone's eye with the wise men like you did last year. ok?

I thought that was a pitchfork!

Wrong end.

 

[can you hear me now?]

Wow looks like more than one can of worms have been opened.

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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you do that while I throw a ceramic nativity Jesus at her!

Don't take out anyone's eye with the wise men like you did last year. ok?

how about just the Myrrh?

 

[redhen]

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I could go other places with that.... but i'll be good.

So you say you're a redhead, huh? A NATURAL redhead?????

Sorry, you made me do it.

 

[debilorrah]

 

[Laurajean]

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Can I slug her with John 1:5??

you do that while I throw a ceramic nativity Jesus at her!

How DARE you deface Ceramic Jesus that way! Even I, of the Evil Empire am appalled. I'll throw a Darth Vader pez head back atchya!

 

[Cindiloohoo]

can you hear me now? :

Wow looks like more than one can of worms have been opened.

***grabs the can of worms and chucnks them at lauragean***​

 

[JenEric Farms]

Satan visits the church (while he's not busy poking PC on facebook or up to no good with his cousin Santa):

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

 

[can you hear me now?]

Wow, I could only imagine how far behind I would be if I waited on my computer to boot up.

 

[redhen]

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I could go other places with that.... but i'll be good.

That'll be a first

No..no..really..they tell me all the time...