I need to kill my roo and i cant do it

[Pollo Blanco]

Me too!

You cannot believe how many slugs they eat!

 

[Pollo Blanco]

Glad I stepped off this thread back on page 13 - a quick glance at the 13 pages that followed shows it has not improved with age.

I wonder what has changed of late - when I joined BYC, not so very long ago, threads about flock management were not so dominated by advice based solely in emotion, often by first time posters, who had not done the original poster the respect of reading the thread before inserting their opinions.

If this was a product placement, I'd think a bunch of these "reviews" were authored by bots.

Heck, you missed the seven best pages, and it's only getting better!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Brooks_]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Colonel Sanders.

 

[Isadora]

You cannot believe how many slugs they eat!

Oh, I can! I have a few of my own... These peculiar looking chickens with webbed feet. I just want more

 

[Pollo Blanco]

To get away from Colonel Sanders.

Why do we live in a society that questions a chicken's motives for simply crossing a road?

 

[Brooks_]

Why do we live in a society that questions a chicken's motives for simply crossing a road?

Motive. We must question the motive.

 

[KingD]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the builder laying bricks??

 

[Brooks_]

To see the builder laying bricks??

Insert Dad joke emoji.

 

[KingD]

Insert Dad joke emoji.

You being disrespectful of my joke?

 

[Brooks_]

You being disrespectful of my joke?

Just calling a spade a spade, or a long handled digging tool. Not sure what I can say anymore. It was funny tho.