I NEVER thought I would hear myself say..

[Mom 2em All]

There are things I hear myself say, that I never would have been able to imagine coming out of my mouth before kids, before chickens, and before ducks and geese.

Some of the things I would have thought only someone insane would say...

kids:
"Don't lick your brother"
"Don't put diapers on your brothers 'dudes'(action figures). It makes him mad."
"WHY did you color your sister green (permanent marker)?"
"Kayla dont tear worms in half"
"Who ate the dogs food"
"Dont put bugs in your pocket"
"Stop chewing your sisters hair"

chickens-

"Who put the chicks in my bed?"
"Don't use those eggs!(to cook) They cost me 50 bucks"
"How did chicken poop get on the table?"

ducks-
"All I ever do is clean up poop"
"Okay, Im ready. Do I have poop on me?"

geese
"No wonder why wild geese are taken out of parks" (referring to poop)
"Yes, there IS a goose in my coat"
"I can meet you after I mop poop off the kitchen floor."


Anyone else catch yourself saying things that, if an alien were to interpret, would think you were insane?
(AND- Writer of Words, sorry for my poor typing grammar. ) *hey, thats another one....

 

[3goodeggs]

"Okay, Im ready. Do I have poop on me?"

THAT one, I've said.

 

[maple]

I just said this one the other night, "Zoe, stop kissing your sister."


...only cuz it was making her mad and she was only kissing her to get a rise out of her little sister because my 5 year old is being kissed frequently apparently by her buddy, Blake...so Zoe is teasing Ava about it. ...sigh.

It was the opposite with me and my sister...when I was little I HAD to give EVERYONE a good night kiss....even the sister who tried to kill me and hurt me daily.

I'd get very upset if she didn't.

 

[chicmom]

I heard the funniest thing ever when I was watching Swamp People on TV last night. Well, I was on the computer, half watching and half looking at BYC, and I heard the narrator of the program say, in a very serious voice......

"Elizabeth hurt her ankle when she tripped on a pile of alligators."

That just made me laugh to myself....My husband was like "What?"

At home now, with chickens, it seems like I put my hand in some poop on a daily basis.......LOL

I have a chicken, her name is Petite Miss because she's a brabanter and she's smaller than the average large fowl. So she will fly and land on my head if I don't pay her the proper attention (which is carrying her around while I do the chores, one handed.)

I found myself saying yesterday, "Alright Miss, alright! I'll pick you up! Just don't fly up onto my back, leaving dirty foot prints...!"

"Don't poop on my head, please!"

"Get outta my hair!"

 

[bt03]

I had to do a facepalm after each one of theses:

"be careful not to step on the slower fat chickens when you go outside"
"i wonder if that can be used as an extra coop"
"I need to go grocery shopping for the ducks & chickens"
"how on earth do they get poop on the roof of the brooder?!" (ducks)


DD said this one:
"mom the ducks do magic! they can get poop on you when they are in the other room!!!"

 

[A.T. Hagan]

"I've told you a hundred times NOT to go into the henyard barefoot!"

"The henyard is NOT a playground!" (they were eating mulberries off the tree in the henyard and got into a mulberry fight)

"Feathers you picked up off the ground DO NOT go into your mouth!"

"Don't scare the hens and the rooster won't scare you!" Cogburn taught them well early on, but never actually flogged them. He's a gentleman.

"Don't put your hand in that load of shavings." "Why?" (as she was running her hand through it) "Because it's used brooder bedding and full of of chick manure." "GROSS!!!" My niece on her first visit. Her brother tried to pick a cactus...

I'm sure more will come to me...

 

[stanglover2001]

Quote:
That first one made me laugh out loud!!!

 

[Mom 2em All]

OOPS-

just said another one...

"Did you just poop on the dog?"

 

[jbowyer01]

"would someone stop the dog from eating chicken cookies (poop)"

 

[Wifezilla]

As for ducks, yeah..they are magic!