I NEVER thought I would hear myself say..

[EmtheFishLady]

"I can't go out today, I've got a cat on my head"

"I have to stay close to the phone, I'm expecting the post office to call me about some ducks."

"My eggs are due today"

 

[StupidBird]

"teen son, why don't you want to go to the Seether/Avenge 7 Fold concert with your mom and her friends?"

"how did the broom end up through the middle of the bathroom door?"

"no, I don't want more chicks this year"

 

[SilverPhoenix]

Oh, the old post office quotes, I love those!

"I have to pick up eggs at the post office, be right back!"

"I'm tracking my ducks in the mail. They're at the airport right now!"

And my favorite thing my mom asked me multiple times when we had our silkie, Minky (she has since passed away): "Do you have to brush Minky? Are you sure you don't have to brush her?"

 

[EmtheFishLady]

"don't let the cat out! He'll freeze to death."

 

[gavinandallison]

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These are great folks --- here are a couple from me : Dog and Chicken Mom

OH No Pug , don't eat that !!!!!!!! ( need I say more )

part one :Stewie - Mommy will play ball with you AFTER I get off the toliet ----

part two : Oh No Stewie you did not just drop that in the toliet....

Chesse please do not kill Lilly ( funny thing about this one - Cheese is a 16 pound Pug dog who thinks she is the Queen - Lilly is a 100 pound German Shepherd Dog )

I am going outside to dig up worms and pick weeds for the chickens.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Quote:
These are great folks --- here are a couple from me : Dog and Chicken Mom

OH No Pug , don't eat that !!!!!!!! ( need I say more )

part one :Stewie - Mommy will play ball with you AFTER I get off the toliet ----

part two : Oh No Stewie you did not just drop that in the toliet....

Chesse please do not kill Lilly ( funny thing about this one - Cheese is a 16 pound Pug dog who thinks she is the Queen - Lilly is a 100 pound German Shepherd Dog )

I am going outside to dig up worms and pick weeds for the chickens.

hi Allison!

"YAY I got an egg!"

 

[Mom 2em All]

hahahaha. These are so funny.

I thought of more I have said-

"Don't bite the dog" (to child)
"We do NOT eat chickens" (to dog)
"Dont peck his eyes out" (to chicken)

 

[whiteflare]

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I love it!

 

[BrattishTaz]

"Do the stingray shuffle!" (My daughters were going outside to play with the chicks freeranging in the yard.)

"Why the <bleep> would you draw a mustache on your sister with marker the night before her big field trip!" (This was when the girls were younger. My little one had to miss her field trip and still brings it up 6 years later.)

"Stop drawing smiley faces on each others' butts!" (This was during the mooning faze.)

"Stop licking the cat." (This has been repeated 100 times in the last 10 years.)

 

[chickensioux]

As I bend down to pick up a certain chicken "Nobody poop" to the ones above.

"I am so in love with this chicken"