I NEVER thought I would hear myself say..

[whiteflare]

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Oh, I was, I think, 11 or 12 when I got my first birds - I picked a chick up and it did an enormous stream of poop all down my arm. I freaked out and threw a fit

 

[SunBaked]

Haha, laughing hard because I've found myself saying about half those things at some point.

A few I've caught myself saying this week:


Honey, can you move the chicks out of the bathroom so I can put the new pheasants in there?
Honey, I'm running late can you turn my eggs?
Is that poop on your shirt?
Get the dog out of Mrs. Johnsons car so she can leave.
Are there feathers in my hair?
Oww, the pheasant pecked my eyeball...
Honey, the pheasant chick flew on top of the shower sprayer, think you can reach it?

 

[Mom 2em All]

hahahahahahahahahaha!

So many funny things...we all must be crazy.

Overheard today, at work...

"There's a toenail in my bra!" (dog toe nail. Im a veterinary technician)

and from me,,,,

"It's blood on my face? Oh thank God, I thought it was picky glands.."

EDIT- The censor edited my second to last word...hahahahahahahaha...really, picky does not make sense..

 

[whiteflare]

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Oh, my goodness, these three are just great

My chickens are a naughty bunch. They think they own the place. I frequently find myself groaning "The Chirpies crapped on the table..."

 

[Kitt]

Me: Josh why did you stick your head thru the banister

Josh: I wanted to look down

Me: did you learn anything

Josh: Yea, I had a growth spurt and now i'm stuck

Now:

don't walk under that tree there is a rooster in it (he's pooed on people before)

chicken poop like soap and water will not kill you

Check the chair before sitting in it..chickens will leave a gift

Do not tease the llama he will spits nasty smelling stuff

Don't run water in the bath tub or leave the lid up..I'm cleaning the brooder and chicks are in the tub and they are hopping out