I ran over the Easter Bunny!!!

CoyoteMagic

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Apr 20, 2007
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only the shadow knows.....
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy
road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop.
He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the
scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny


The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run
over the Easter Bunny!"

The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching
It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the
problem was.The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have
run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on
Easter, and it's all my fault."

The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a
spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny
immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the
man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran
another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and
over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny.

Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"

The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent
wave."
 

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