I ran over the Easter Bunny!!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by CoyoteMagic, Mar 23, 2008.

  1. CoyoteMagic

    CoyoteMagic RIP ?-2014

    Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy
    road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop.
    He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the
    scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny


    The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run
    over the Easter Bunny!"

    The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching
    It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the
    problem was.The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have
    run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on
    Easter, and it's all my fault."

    The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a
    spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny
    immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the
    man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran
    another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and
    over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny.

    Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"

    The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent
    wave."
     
  2. PitterPaws

    PitterPaws Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

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    Good one!
     
  4. Stormhorse23

    Stormhorse23 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love that!!!!!!!![​IMG]
     
  5. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    LOL!
     
  6. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. Guitartists

    Guitartists Resistance is futile

    Mar 21, 2008
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    LMAO
     
  8. K&H Chicken Farm

    K&H Chicken Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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  9. Dixiedoodle

    Dixiedoodle Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 14, 2007
    [​IMG]:[​IMG] I love it! I need to remember that one for my older grands...Dixie
     

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