i somehow acquired 2 runaways and i have questions. please help

[pollipazzi]

@pollipazzi
I bet that glued on seeds or mealworms work even better. Do use eatable glue for toddlers if you want to try.
Please try them all and share the results.

i don't have that kind of glue but maybe just flour and water? or however you make homemade paste?
or maybe i could stick snails on it

 

[RoyalChick]

i don't have that kind of glue but maybe just flour and water? or however you make homemade paste?
or maybe i could stick snails on it

That sounds like a good idea!

 

[pollipazzi]

also. i'm a terrible shot.
i tried shooting my son's friend who was sitting in his car in my driveway and it took me a few tries to get his windscreen. he was of course looking at his phone and barely noticed

 

[pollipazzi]

That sounds like a good idea!

i will try it!

 

[BDutch]

also. i'm a terrible shot.
i tried shooting my son's friend who was sitting in his car in my driveway and it took me a few tries to get his windscreen. he was of course looking at his phone and barely noticed

If someones reads this without context, he will call the police for sure !

 

[pollipazzi]

If someones reads this without context, he will call the police for sure !

i will explain to the police when they arrive! and then squirt them with the x-shot!

*for demonstration purposes, of course

 

[pollipazzi]

ok.
the chickens are in the coop for the evening.
i went out there with my homemade paste (too much water!)
and mealworms.
i was out there working very hard at trying to get them to stick on.


then i thought...
i am a grown woman.
old, some would say, i suppose!
and here i am trying to glue worms to a xylophone for chickens.

and i asked myself...
well...how did i get here?

if you told me a year ago i would be doing that, i would think you were nuts.

 

[RoyalChick]

ok.
the chickens are in the coop for the evening.
i went out there with my homemade paste (too much water!)
and mealworms.
i was out there working very hard at trying to get them to stick on.


then i thought...
i am a grown woman.
old, some would say, i suppose!
and here i am trying to glue worms to a xylophone for chickens.

and i asked myself...
well...how did i get here?

if you told me a year ago i would be doing that, i would think you were nuts.

Hmmm. To me it seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to be doing!

 

[pollipazzi]

Hmmm. To me it seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to be doing!
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...and that's why i'm here!

 

[BDutch]

and i asked myself...
well...how did i get here?

if you told me a year ago i would be doing that, i would think you were nuts.

Now you are absolutely one of the nuttier chicken people on !