This post is making me laugh but it's also very scary to know that numerous 'creeps' have been walking around peoples houses and taking chickens and who knows what else. I love the idea of the cameras, the big hole really makes me smile and the bucket of greasy grimy gopher guts makes me wonder what the 'creep' would do after being dumped on. For anyone who isn't old like me greasy grimy gopher guts is a quote from the movie Caddy Shack. I don't condone killing gophers for their guts.
If it were me I would make him wish he never stepped on my property. The police can only do so much (learned from experience) and then we have to take care of things ourselves.
I can't wait to see what you catch on camera. Throw the book at him for stealing, trespassing and whatever else you can think of. Make sure you lock up at night. Take care and keep us informed.