I think my stepdaughter is stealing from us

[gritsar]

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I started dose #3 of the new medicine about 3 hours ago. Everything is either extremely serious or hilariously funny with me today.

Just don't ask me to walk a straight line.

DH and I have had this discussion many times. I'm scared to death of being pulled over by a cop - bizarre I know. I don't do drugs and I don't drink (once a year at the motorcycle rally don't count ).

I can't walk a straight line or touch my nose sober. How on earth could I do it intoxicated?


Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't even be operating a computer right now.

Equus, I threatened my roo with slaughter today. I threatened to knock him over the head with a cast iron skillet. Does that help?

 

[Equus5O]

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DH and I have had this discussion many times. I'm scared to death of being pulled over by a cop - bizarre I know. I don't do drugs and I don't drink (once a year at the motorcycle rally don't count ).

I can't walk a straight line or touch my nose sober. How on earth could I do it intoxicated?


Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't even be operating a computer right now.

Equus, I threatened my roo with slaughter today. I threatened to knock him over the head with a cast iron skillet. Does that help?

Ummmm ... not really. If I'm gonna whack 'em, they should at least serve a purpose. It ain't like they've been giving me eggs. I want me some soup!

 

[Equus5O]

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Even though I haven't responded yet to your PM, I take you seriously

Help me process and stew my egg sucking Polish, and I'll take you even more seriously!

No problem. Pressure cooker or crock pot?

It's not the cooking .... it's the killing <gag>

 

[gritsar]

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DH and I have had this discussion many times. I'm scared to death of being pulled over by a cop - bizarre I know. I don't do drugs and I don't drink (once a year at the motorcycle rally don't count ).

I can't walk a straight line or touch my nose sober. How on earth could I do it intoxicated?


Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't even be operating a computer right now.

Equus, I threatened my roo with slaughter today. I threatened to knock him over the head with a cast iron skillet. Does that help?

Ummmm ... not really. If I'm gonna whack 'em, they should at least serve a purpose. It ain't like they've been giving me eggs. I want me some soup!

Awwww

My roo and I have a love/hate relationship. He hates me, I love him. Thankfully I've not had to deal with egg eaters *knock on wood*
Be safe.

 

[Equus5O]

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It's the same with my roosters. The big red guy is beating on the girls, but I hate to get rid of him. How totally off topic can we get? LOL

Thanks for the well wishes, and I honestly wish the same for you. I can totally relate to what you're going through.

 

[SarahBeth9394]

I think you have some good strategies going Grits. But with the remote I would and have immediately snapped "I am watching something, don't be so friggen rude and give the remote back now". I love my family and my extended family but even if my own mil whom I adore did that I'd bark right at her.