I tried to feed my 2 silkie roos to my dogs

[PurpleChicken]

My Silkies still won't stop crowing. I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! Yesterday
I lost it and through them in the pen with my dogs. My wife told
me I couldn't cull them so I figured the dogs would.

One dog is missing and the other is cowaring in the closet. The
silkies have dog fur on their beaks and are looking at me in a strange
way. Anybody seen the Chucky movies? I'm scared. They're evil.

Silkie

Me

Silkie

 

[Southern28Chick]

Put an ad in the paper or on craigslist and try to rehome them. I copied your smilies

 

[lacyloo]

yea i agee i would think it would be faster and less painfull if you just cut there head off off or somin i wish i waz closer i would take umm

 

[PurpleChicken]

SouthernChick,

If you like those smilies you can get a million on http://www.clicksmilies.com/.
I love that site. Check out the user section. A few are obsene so be warned.

The Silkies are my wife's. She didn't understand why I wanted chickens at first
but when she saw the silkie chicks it was all over. She's now a big chicken lover
too. There is no way I can give them away or kill them. I'm just joking around and
figured others here would appreciate my warped sense of humor. They do crow
A LOT. They are fearless and bite me too.

Don

 

[thndrdancr]

I understood your post, and got a kick out of it. I even read it to my sister and we both laughed. I didnt believe in a million years you would really do such a thing. Just a nice fantasy there... hehe
But then, I have a warped sense of humor too.

(Worked in CPS too long!)

also helps to vent those frustrations here...bang..down goes the silky...(I dont have those smilies you do, lol)

 

[PurpleChicken]

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Thanks thndrdancr!!! Happy to give you a chuckle on a Sunday morning.

 

[tiffanyh]

I recognized it....but I tried to feed my dog to MY roo. She is still sleeping in the kitchen as we "speak", so obviously that didnt go to well.

She is usually to busy barking to sleep!

(PS, no animals were harmed in the making of this joke.)

 

[CtlisencedArborist]

hey purp,im botta do the same with my barred rock roo but the two dogs wouldnt have a chance!lol were are ya I need a silkie roo for my baby silkys!

 

[PurpleChicken]

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We're in Beacon Falls, about 1.25 hours from you. If you have a good home
for a silkie roo I'll drive him to you.

 

[CtlisencedArborist]

I know its being picky but could ya send me a pic of one of the roos.Is there more than one or just the one?I have 9,fifteen weekish old silkys babys and wouldnt mind having a roo to get some babys.Ill prob b getting rid of some of these as soon as I can sex them.So maybe I can help you out with a roo of mine,lol.Were the heck is Beacan falls?Western part of the state?