I want to steal my neighbors rooster

[ChicaChicken]

 

[krcote]

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Cop husbands spoil all my fun too

 

[pixiedouglas]

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I <3 you, I really really do.

Do it! And post pictures!

 

[Laurajean]

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Okay, the photographing teens from the cop's car is good, but it's best done if you wear aviator sunglasses and some sort of ear piece. And be very very serious.

The Roo? This is a must-do.

Now, what exactly happened to the deer that you *didn't* do?

 

[gritsar]

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We believe you.

Now where are the pics?

I never took any pics, although the story did end up in the local paper. This was quite a few years ago, before DH and I married. I happened to be on the phone with him while I was at the post office. I mentioned to him that the shape and "position" of the deer just begged to have something done to them. I was just rambling.

Two days later DH calls me and wants to know where I was at such and such a time and what I was doing. Seems a deputy had just been dispatched to check out some mischief at the post office.

Two of the deer were in the position I had mentioned to DH. One was hung from a noose in an old oak tree and one had made it all the way across the street and was looking at the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.

I had a good alibi

 

[HarlansHollowFarms]

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I wanna play too
*I know how to get away with it*

 

[BrattishTaz]

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We believe you.

Now where are the pics?

I never took any pics, although the story did end up in the local paper. This was quite a few years ago, before DH and I married. I happened to be on the phone with him while I was at the post office. I mentioned to him that the shape and "position" of the deer just begged to have something done to them. I was just rambling.

Two days later DH calls me and wants to know where I was at such and such a time and what I was doing. Seems a deputy had just been dispatched to check out some mischief at the post office.

Two of the deer were in the position I had mentioned to DH. One was hung from a noose in an old oak tree and one had made it all the way across the street and was looking at the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.

I had a good alibi

That is so something I would do! I'm sure your alibi was air tight. It helps to know people, huh?